We, the undersigned, resolve that the meeting room shall be supplied with an abundance of coffee at all times.
This resolution shall be implemented forthwith, and any attempts to impede the flow of caffeine shall be met with stern resistance.
Subresolution 1.0: The coffee machine shall be programmed to dispense an extra shot of espresso for every meeting attendee.
Subresolution 1.1: Any meeting that lasts longer than 2 hours shall be automatically upgraded to include an additional pot of coffee.
Subresolution 1.2: The CEO shall be required to wear a "World's Okayest Boss" badge at all meetings, lest they be denied further caffeine.